The World’s First YouTuber-Designed Death Trap on Wheels Is Here! [Comedy Sketch]

Imagine a YouTuber thinking, “Hey, why not release a car?” Now picture that car with glass seatbelts (because regular ones were just too safe), a cheese steering wheel (for added snackability), and, of course, an upstairs VIP section. It’s dropping Monday, exclusively for middle schoolers who can’t drive but will absolutely beg their parents for “the most fastest car ever.”

Forget crash tests—who needs ‘em when you’ve got hype, touchscreen seatbelts with games, and a vehicle more flammable than a firework on the Fourth of July?

[Ryan George]



My Roomate, John the Human, Has a Possible Hoarding Problem. AITA? [Short Sci-Fi Story]

John the Human

An anonymous alien asks this very important question: I (129) have thrown away an object of significant value to my Human roommate (29M) during a routine cleaning of our shared housing unit. Now he won’t stop sulking and refuses to converse with me. AITA?

My roommate and I, John the Human, have recently cleaned out our shared housing unit as it had been getting cluttered due to the amount of trinkets John the Human had been collecting. We agreed to dispose of any unnecessary clutter and finished the cleaning yesterday. The day after, John the Human became unexpectedly distressed, asking if I had seen an object while cleaning his room, which I have identified among the things I have disposed of. Now John the Human is sad. I am confused.

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Venom 3-Movie Collection

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Mario In Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining” [Video]

When Mario’s latest adventure takes him to the Overlook Hotel, he thinks he’s in for a regular “another castle” situation… until Bowser takes on the role of a slightly more unsettling villain! Filmmaker Mark Cannataro brilliantly reimagines the iconic plumber in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining in this clever CG mashup.

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Power Bank

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