Google Proposes Oceanic Data Barges

By PatB
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

The Times Online reports that Google wants to pile several datacenters onto some empty oil tankers and shove them offshore to international waters.  Their plan?  Use the ocean’s waves to generate electricity and to keep their equipment cool.  This could apparently save them millions in operating costs and also help the company avoid paying any taxes to sovereign nations.

From the Times Online here:

Google may take its battle for global domination to the high seas with the launch of its own “computer navy”. The company is considering deploying the supercomputers necessary to operate its internet search engines on barges anchored up to seven miles (11km) offshore.

The “water-based data centres” would use wave energy to power and cool their computers, reducing Google’s costs. Their offshore status would also mean the company would no longer have to pay property taxes on its data centres, which are sited across the world, including in Britain.

In an attempt to address the problem, Microsoft has investigated building a data centre in the cold climes of Siberia, while in Japan the technology firm Sun Microsystems plans to send its computers down an abandoned coal mine, using water from the ground as a coolant. Sun said it could save $9 million (£5 million) of electricity costs a year and use half the power the data centre would have required if it was at ground level.

Concerns have been raised about whether the barges could withstand an event such as a hurricane. Mr Miller said: “The huge question raised by this proposal is how to keep the barges safe.”

I don’t think the wizards at Google have fully cooked this idea.  First, ocean power is as yet unproven for power production on a large scale, and I fail to see how it could generate the megawattage required to power a datacenter.  Second, salt water destroys everything.  The datacenters at sea would have to be considered disposable.  Salt water corrodes everything it touches, and ships that are moored collect enough barnacles and algae to keep a squad of maintenance crew in wetsuits employed fulltime to scape the keels.

And seeing that a hurricane can shut down gasoline production in the gulf by impacting gigantic offshore oil platforms, what chance do moored ships have against storms?  Google would return 404 errors everytime it rained really hard.

I recognize the need to reduce costs associated with datacenters though, particularly when it comes to cooling.  Building a datacenter in an old mineshaft?  Smart.  Building in Siberia?  Smart.  Putting out to sea?  What a dumb idea.  And don’t get me started on the company trying to avoid their taxes.



English is Dumb… er, Dum!

Last week, we had an article about how a British Academic wanted to reform the English language using a phonetic approach. Unsurprisingly, the whole thing brought quite a stir in the comments section, with some people agreeing, and others disagreeing with the proposal.

So when I stumbled on this video today, I immediately thought of all of you who were fighting to determine if a reform was actually in order. Check it out.

Believe it or not, the man you just saw is 103 years old. His name is Ed Rondthaler and he used to be President of the American Literacy Council. He makes quite a point of showing why the English language needs to be reformed, but the question is, do you agree with him? Let us know, along with any commentary that you feel may be relevant to the issue, in the comments section.

[Via Neatorama]

“UAV” Robotic spyplanes get new role as medical couriers

Once used as spyplanes for the military, these re-purposed UAVs (uncrewed aerial vehicles) are now being used to deliver medical supplies to remote, isolated South African villages. They can also transport medical samples back from the same villages to normally out-of-reach laboratories for analysis. It’s nice to know that technology initially developed for military purposes can be put to good use. Let’s just hope that one of these planes doesn’t go crashing in the wild while transporting a highly contagious blood sample. It probably wouldn’t infect anyone, but who knows?



The Human Catapult – Homemade Edition

We’ve showed you the German “AirKick” a few weeks ago, and now you’ll see the next best thing: A Swiss homemade catapulting contraption. Oh, and before you hit the play button, here’s a bit of advice. If you’ve got a battleaxe or claymore laying around you, please make sure you put it away before looking at this video. You might get a sudden urge to chop off a head, or something.

[Via UberReview]

Shirley Manson – the new T-1000 in the Sarah Connor Chronicles

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

For Terminator fans, the Sarah Connor Chronicles are back on television and a new badass terminator, played by Shirley Manson, is on the prowl looking for John and Sarah Connor.   Yes, the Shirley Manson, lead singer of the band ‘Garbage’.    A nice bonny red haired Scottish Terminator!

Some viewers, especially big fans of the Terminator movies, have voiced their strong criticism of Manson playing a Terminator, saying that her acting was terrible.   But how can you possibly judge her by the first episode alone?    I mean, come on, give the poor woman a chance!

The part when the guy went to have a leak and the toilet morphed into Manson was a classic.    I don’t think I’ll be looking at a toilet the same way again anytime soon!

Did you see the first episode of season 2?   What did you think of Manson’s performance?   Do you think she is a scary Terminator?   Or a bit of a lumpy jelly?

Oh and she also sang a song for the season premiere which I thought was rocking – a cover version of Samson and Delilah.    Here it is :

Should “Muslim Massacre” be banned?

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

If you’re a gamer, you’ll know from experience that PC shooters are very common and mostly very enjoyable.   Who doesn’t enjoy shooting opponents on the screen?   A lot of those games are also available free of charge and online, and one of them is currently causing a huge amount of controversy.

The game is called “Muslim Massacre” and as the name implies, it involves shooting Muslim characters – as many as possible.  The premise of the game is that the US has declared war on Islam and it’s your mission to kill as many Muslims as possible.   So pick up your high-powered weapons and go for it.  You can see right away the potential for an uproar.

The developer of the game is unapologetic and says he loves playing it.   Muslims are obviously outraged and are calling for the game to be banned and taken offline.   But how do you take a game offline?  The short answer is you obviously can’t.   If the developer wants the game kept online, he can move it around various online locations and make the download links freely available to anyone that wants them.

So what do you think, GAS gamers?  Is this a deeply offensive game or are Muslim people just overreacting?

Via – Guardian News Blog

Study to be a Jedi – lightsaber not included

By Mark O’Neill
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

Queen’s University in Belfast is starting Britain’s first Jedi course – but they are quick to stress that lightsabers are not provided.   That’s lame right away – what kind of a Jedi doesn’t have a lightsaber?   That’s like Dirty Harry without his .44 Magnum.

The course is called ‘Feel the Force: How to Train in the Jedi Way’ and it is a one day course costing 23 British pounds ($40).    For that money, you’ll be taught the following :

(OK, I made the last two up!)

The course leader, Allen Baird said :

“I suppose the parallel is with the Scout Movement’s use of Rudyard Kipling’s Jungle Book.

“It doesn’t mean that one has to believe that the stories are true, but they can be used as a teaching aid. I am trying to find a platform through popular culture to bring people back to learning.”

Star Wars Jedi Knights course offered by Queen’s University Belfast– Daily Telegraph

The Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Show – Take Two!

While I thought the first ad was really disappointing, this one is pretty hilarious, even though once again, apparently pointless. But wasn’t Jerry’s original show supposed to be based around this kind of stuff, meaning nothing?

I guess that the message behind the ad must be about how Microsoft is a people company, and that their corporate philosophy is based on people, and how they connect between each others. Did you enjoy the ad? I know that this one is way better than everything Apple has ever come up with. The comments section is waiting for your critics!