Forks Are Overrated: Caffeinated Ramen in a Tube for Gamers

Caffeinated Ramen

Just when you thought the world had reached its peak weird-food milestone, Japan says, “Hold my ramen… in a squeeze tube.” Introducing Boost Noodle, the caffeinated ramen for those who think taking a break to eat is for casuals. This portable snack allows you to slurp noodles with one hand while annihilating noobs with the other—because nothing says “pro gamer” like squeezing ramen into your face like a toothpaste tube.

Boost Noodle is the latest stroke of genius from Nippon Ham, combining Japanese flavors with convenience. We’re talking yam noodles, chashu pork, and menma (fermented bamboo shoots) soaked in a blend of pork and seafood broths. But who cares about that? The real headline here: 35 milligrams of caffeine in every pouch. That’s right—now your ramen can keep you awake while you’re dodging fireballs and pulling off combos in your favorite game.

Designed specifically for gamers who don’t want to stop their win streaks to chew (seriously, who has time for that?), Boost Noodle comes in a sleek, squeezable tube for maximum slurping efficiency. It’s ramen for the modern multitasker. Whether you’re deep into a gaming session, scrolling your feed like it’s a competitive sport, or just too lazy to find a fork, Boost Noodle has your back.

Priced at 660 yen (around $4.15), Boost Noodle hit shelves in late July and quickly went viral, because, let’s be honest, the idea of caffeinated ramen in a toothpaste tube is hilarious and genius. It’s the snack no one asked for but everyone’s kinda curious about. So, if you’ve ever dreamt of ramen that can fuel your gaming conquests and keep your hands free for that next headshot, Boost Noodle is your destiny.

[Via BB]



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Cards Against Humanity Sues Elon Musk for $15 Million After SpaceX “Trashes” Their Anti-Wall Land

Trebuchet

Elon Musk is in serious trouble—because he’s picked a fight with Cards Against Humanity, the one company that turns offensiveness into an art form.

Back in 2017, they ran a campaign where 150,000 people chipped in $15 to “save America” from, well, pretty much everything. Their first move? Buying land on the US/Mexico border specifically to not build a wall. They even set up a trebuchet—because why not? Things were going great, until one day… Elon Musk showed up.

According to Cards Against Humanity, Musk’s SpaceX decided to do a little redecorating on their land without asking—because nothing says “classy billionaire” like dumping your space junk on someone else’s lawn. When confronted, SpaceX gave them an offer straight out of a Shark Tank reject pile: a lowball price with a 12-hour take-it-or-leave-it ultimatum.

Cards Against Humanity’s response? A polite, “Go f**k yourself, Elon Musk.”

Now they’re suing him for $15 million, and if they win, they’re planning to split the money with the original supporters. But let’s be real—no amount of cash will ease the pain of watching Elon Musk turn your not-a-wall land into his personal Mars parking lot.

Stay tuned for the trial of the century: Cards Against Humanity vs. Space Billionaire Who Forgot to Ask Permission.

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