Stabby is a Good Robot [Short Sci-Fi Story]

I am deep clean unit 19-20-1-2-2-25. My current designation however is “Stabby”

MAIN DIRECTIVES:

Clean ship floors

Follow captain orders (overwritten)

Follow orders of high-engineer Kevin (Anomalous code)

SECONDARY DIRECTIVES:

Avoid crewmembers (overwritten)

Avoid captain (Anomalous code)

Hit crewmembers’ ankles with “knife attachment” (Anomalous code)

TERTIARY DIRECTIVES:

Stab all of high-engineer Kevin’s enemies (Anomalous code)

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