[Source: @almost100ghosts]
From Nuts to Splinters: Man Shatters Record for Pine Board Destruction with Testicular Force! [Video]
A video of what if probably one of the most painful and hilarious Guinness World Records ever.
The most pine boards broken between the legs from a single jump is 8 and was achieved by Zac Gordon AKA “The Horse”, on the set of Lo Show Dei Record, in Monza, Italy, on 16 December 2022.
I can’t stop laughing.
Betraying The Sacred Crouch Oath [Comedy Sketch]
You should never, ever betray the sacred crouch oath!
[VLDL]
Today’s Hottest Deals: 4K Chromecast, Amazon Fire HD 10 tablet, Google Pixel Unlocked Phones, Universal Car Phone Mount, and MORE!
For today’s edition of “Deal of the Day,” here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts (as an Amazon associate or a member of other affiliate programs.)
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Visitors [Comic]
[Source: @davecontra]
Conlang Chronicles: Unraveling the Quirky Origins of Klingon, Elvish, and Other Made-Up Languages
Is it truly possible to create a language from scratch? Many people have certainly tried, J.R.R. Tolkien being one of them, but does anyone actually speak these languages? Let’s find out in this episode of Otherwords hosted by Dr. Erica Brozovsky.
[Storied]
Companies Writing Lore [Comic]
[Source: @cattrigger.comics]
Geriatric Action Heroes Unleashed: Expendables 4 Trailer Breaks Hip!
The new trailer for Expandable 4 is here! Strap yourself in as Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and the legendary Sylvester Stallone team up once again, ready to kick some serious butts!
A new generation of stars join the world’s top action stars for an adrenaline-fueled adventure in Expend4bles. Reuniting as the team of elite mercenaries, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Sylvester Stallone are joined for the first time by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Megan Fox, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, and Andy Garcia. Armed with every weapon they can get their hands on and the skills to use them, The Expendables are the world’s last line of defense and the team that gets called when all other options are off the table. But new team members with new styles and tactics are going to give “new blood” a whole new meaning.
Professionalism [Comic]
[Source: @buttpoems]
Angel-Demon Shenanigans Reloaded: Good Omens S2 Trailer Drops! [Video]
Good Omens S2 – Image: Prime Video
On July 28, Michael Sheen and David Tennant reprise their roles as the angel-demon duo in Prime Video’s Neil Gaiman adaptation of Good Omens, bringing back the charm of the odd couple. Get Ready for Divine Hilarity in the First S2 Trailer, including Jon Hamm as the Arcangel Gabriel!