Get ready, because autumn is just around the corner, and you know what that means, pumpkin spice-flavored and scented products EVERYWHERE, including wipes for your tushy! Nope, we are NOT joking.
Send toilet paper back to the Stone Age where it belongs! DUDE Wipes DUMPkin Spice Flushable Wipes keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents. Made with 99% water and plant-based ingredients, our butt wipes are gentle on your skin and formulated for a more refreshing feeling than toilet paper. So go ahead and tell your friends: you officially have the freshest butt in the game.
Even though we would never purchase this, we love the branding on the package:
As we ponder the fragrant frontier of pumpkin spice wipes, one can’t help but wonder, are we boldly cleansing where no wipe has cleansed before, or simply wiping away reason in a scented haze of seasonal fervor? And after wipes, what will be next? Pumpkin spice toothpaste? Pumpkin spice sunscreen? What about pumpkin spice-flavored condoms? The possibilities are endless!
[Product Link: Dude Wipes DUMPkin Spice Extra Large Wet Wipes]
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