Let’s face it: pouring wine is boring. You pop the cork, tilt the bottle, and—yawn—liquid goes into the glass. Where’s the drama? The pizzazz? Now imagine a skull vomiting blood into your goblet, like you’re hosting a vampire rave. Enter the skull puking blood wine bottle aerator, the only way to make your wine truly say, “I am darkness. I am elegance. I am slightly tipsy.”

Got this very good wine aerator that makes it look like a little skeleton is barfing blood into your glass, because I am a classy adult

— Rob Sheridan (@rob-sheridan.com) 2024-12-04T05:08:03.682Z

This glorious creation, brought to you by the geniuses at the Anvy Luna Store, turns your ordinary bottle of Pinot into a gothic spectacle. Made from sturdy zinc alloy and available in silver, black, or gold, the skull sits atop your bottle with its mouth wide open, ready to puke its way into your heart (and your glass). And yes, it aerates your wine, because this isn’t just about style—it’s about science, people.

Not a skull person? (What are you, a sunshine-and-rainbows person?) No worries—they also offer deer, lion, and dragon designs for those of you who prefer your beverages dispensed by regal woodland creatures or mythical beasts.

So stop boring your guests with basic pours. With this skull aerator, every glass is an event, every bottle is a showstopper, and every sip brings the sweet satisfaction of knowing you’re living your best spooky life.

Raise your glass (and your skull). Your wine deserves to bleed style.

–Skull Wine Aerator (and other models)

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