Leave it to Nintendo to keep us on our toes! While the world eagerly awaits news on the Switch 2, Nintendo swoops in with… drumroll… Alarmo, a $100 alarm clock that’s ready to make your mornings as chaotic as a Mario Kart blue shell.
Alarmo isn’t just any alarm clock—it’s an “experience.” Picture this: you’re sleeping soundly, dreaming of conquering Breath of the Wild, when suddenly you’re jolted awake by immersive sounds from your favorite Nintendo games. But don’t worry, you can lazily wave your hand to quiet it down—because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re using the Force to snooze?
Of course, if you keep hitting snooze, you’ll get a special visit from Nintendo’s most persuasive motivational speaker: Bowser. That’s right, keep ignoring your alarm, and you’ll have Bowser breathing down your neck to drag you out of bed like it’s another princess-kidnapping mission.
Want even more customization? Pick from characters across Super Mario Odyssey, Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Ring Fit Adventure, and more. Alarmo will even celebrate your victory when you finally manage to roll out of bed! And just in case you want more fun ways to torment yourself, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and Animal Crossing options are coming post-launch. Yay?
Alarmo hits the My Nintendo Store first, with a retail release in 2025, ready to either get you up—or make you wish you could just go back to sleep forever. Check out the video—it looks annoying as hell.
If you’re ready to laugh at Deadpool & Wolverine all over again, check out this Honest Trailer! The film that makes you point at the screen and say, “Hey, I know that guy!” about 500 times—until the theater staff asks you to leave! Sure, we loved the movie, but it’s not without flaws, and the Honest Trailer team dives into the fan service, wild cameos, and over-the-top product placement. Deadpool & Wolverine thrives on parodying its own ridiculousness, and that’s the point! Don’t take it seriously; just enjoy the ride. Pre-order your copy now before the home release on October 22!
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A newly restored version of the 1982 animated classic The Secret of NIMH is coming to Blu-ray this December! Eureka Video has just released a trailer for this Don Bluth-directed fantasy film, based on Robert C. O’Brien’s beloved book Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH. Bluth created the film shortly after leaving Walt Disney Productions to form his own studio, making it Don Bluth Productions’ first-ever feature. This limited-edition Blu-ray, part of Eureka’s “Masters of Cinema Series,” will come with an exclusive O-card slipcase, limited to just 2,000 copies.
Ready to feel nostalgic? Check out Another Halloween by Chetreo! This remix cleverly weaves together classic audio sequences and footage from the 1966 special It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. It’s a fun way to relive those Halloween memories and get into the spirit of the season!
Ready to level up your cosplay? Holga’s Greataxe from the Dungeons & Dragons movie is on sale for $11.50 for Prime members (was $35.90)! That’s less than a health potion at your local tavern! It’s Nerf, so you won’t actually cleave your enemies, but slap on some primer and paint and it’ll look battle-ready (minus the XP). Perfect for showing off at cons or intimidating that one player who keeps annoying your whole party.
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Did you know that Amazon’s Prime Big Deal Days has just started? This is one of the sales where Amazon offers its best deals of the year, but there’s a catch: these deals are available to Amazon Prime members only. Here is our compilation of some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the site this morning. Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.
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Gather ’round, adventurers! Prepare to dive into the fiery splendor of the “Lord of the Rings: Balrog” Christmas Sweater—the only knitwear that gives you the power to confront holiday guests and exclaim, “You shall not pass!” whenever they try to sneak seconds at dinner!
This epic sweater captures the legendary showdown between Gandalf and the Balrog, all while flaunting a color scheme that would make even the most fashion-forward elf blush: Balrog Red, Moria Black, and Gandalf Gold. It’ll keep you toastier than a marshmallow in the fires of Mount Doom, ensuring your festive spirit shines brighter than Smaug’s hoarded gold—at least until Aunt Gertrude starts talking about her cat again.
This bad boy features Elvish script, fire motifs, and Christmas trees because even Rivendell knows how to throw a holiday party. The back showcases intricate Elvish patterns, so you can show off your cultured side while secretly plotting to slay some orcs—though let’s be honest, your biggest battle will be with the holiday cookies.
Ideal for the Tolkien aficionado who can’t resist quoting Gandalf during dinner—just imagine the looks on your family’s faces when you drop a “You shall not pass!” while they’re trying to figure out how to cook a turkey! Whether you’re embarking on a festive journey from the Shire to Mount Doom or just heading to your local pub, this sweater will have you ready for any holiday adventure.
So, grab this gift so epic that even Sauron might reconsider his life choices (but probably not). After all, nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like wielding the power of a Balrog while feasting on fruitcake!
