Narsehole Bidet Hilariously Mixes Viking Lore With Butt Shower Technology

This is not something I would typically promote, but we here at the Geeks are Sexy office laughed so much while watching the promo for the Narsehole Bidet Kickstarter, we just had to share it with you guys. The funny part starts at 0:42. Watch and laugh:

With the toilet paper shortage from March, we purchased a bidet attachment for our toilets (not as fancy as the Narsehole Bidet!), and the video is right, we’ll never go back to using toilet paper ever again.

[Narsehole Bidet Butt Shower]

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Pumped Up Kicks: A Melodic Medieval Cover [Video]

A wonderful melodic medieval adaptation of Foster the People’s ‘Pumped Up Kicks’ by Bardcore band Hildegard von Blingin’. The lyrics were also changed to fit with the medieval vibe of the updated song.

And here’s the original version:

Also by Hildegard von Blingin’:

What is love:

Bad Romance… or should I say, Bard Romance? :)

PARTY ON, DUDES! Bill & Ted Face the Music Gets its First Trailer! [Video]

Did you know that today is the official Bill & Ted Day? June 9 (6/9) refers to the classic “69 dudes!” moment from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. With this in mind, what better day to release the first Bill & Ted Face the Music trailer than today? Watch:

Bill & Ted Face the Music is set to be released on the big screen on August 21.

‘Bill & Ted Face The Music’ Has a Most Excellent New Poster

The folks at Warner Bros. have just reveiled a most excellent new poster for Bill & Ted Face The Music, the sci-fi comedy sequel that many have been impatiently waiting for years! The first trailer for the movie will be coming out later today at 9AM EST. We’ll post it as soon as it hits the web!

Update: The trailer is live! Watch it here!

[Source: Bill & Ted 3 on Twitter]

CNN and Sesame Street Team Up to Explain Racism and Protests

Sesame Street recently teamed up with CNN to explain, through the eyes of Elmo and his dad Louie, racism and why people are currently protesting across the US.

“Not all streets are like Sesame Street. … What we are seeing is people saying ‘enough is enough.’ They want to end racism.”

[CNN on Twitter]

Gorgeous Laser-cut Pop Culture Spaceship Models That You Can Build at Home!

Etsy store owner LazerModels creates wooden kits that allow you to build some of your favorite spaceships from pop culture at a reasonable price! All of the models are beautifully detailed and would look great displayed on a shelf.

My name is Craig Matheny I am the creator of LazerModels. All the models you see on our page I create, I do not buy patterns that someone has made and resell them as mine. All of our models are unique and copyrighted.

[Lazer Models on Etsy]

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The First Officially Licensed “Baby Yoda” Snow Globe is Here!

Sure, the Holiday season might still be a few months away, but we’re pretty sure that “The Child” will play a big part this year when it comes to holiday decorations. Introducing the new “The Child Pod” 6-Inch Light-Up Snow Globe. Snow globes don’t get any better than this!

The Child, aka “Baby Yoda,” from The Mandalorian is all the rage these days, so it only makes sense that he ends up in the limelight in this cute-as-can-be Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Pod 6-Inch Light-Up Snow Globe. It features the adorable foundling inside a 6-inch diameter globe, sitting on a base featuring his floating bassinet.

[Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Pod 6-Inch Light-Up Snow Globe]