A few years ago, the king decided your life would be forfeit unless you tripled the gold coins in his treasury. Fortunately, a strange little man appeared and magically performed the feat. Unfortunately, you promised him your first-born child in exchange for his help — and today he’s come to collect. Can you figure out how to outsmart the man and keep your baby?
[TED Ed]
This reminds me of “Bossk Loves Gorn” by cartoonist Mark Anderson.
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It’s the Super Mario World Castle theme, but performed on musical tesla coils!
Note: The loud music actually comes from the sparks from the tesla coil. It’s literally playing the music due to the programmed phase, pulse width and trigger frequency! So there are no speakers, no audio / video special effects. Just the drum backing track that is not played by the tesla coils. It looks even better in person and sounds almost the same, just louder than people expect.
For today’s edition of “Deal of the Day,” here are some of the best deals we stumbled on while browsing the web this morning! Please note that Geeks are Sexy might get a small commission from qualifying purchases done through our posts. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.
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Think you have free will? This mind-bending video explores the possibility that your choices are just an illusion. Your body is made up of particles that blindly follow the laws of physics, with every outcome already predetermined. Could it be that you don’t have any free will at all? Dive into the debate: Is free will an illusion, or does it truly exist?
Looking to mix a delicious cocktail for the father (or fathers) in your life next weekend? Check out this revisited version of Ryan Reynolds’ vasectomy cocktail, crafted specially for Father’s Day and the release of Deadpool & Wolverine.
Our favorite Canadian export (besides maple syrup and polite apologies) naturally uses Aviation Gin for this masterpiece. But hold onto your chimichangas, folks, because this isn’t just any Aviation Gin; it’s the new Deadpool variant! Part of the Deadpool Ginematic Universe, this gin promises to be as sharp as Wade Wilson’s wit and as smooth as his healing factor. Sadly, it’s not available in Canada, else I’d totally get a bottle or two.
And in true Reynolds fashion, he also uses his wife’s “Betty Buzz” tonic water for the cocktail. Because what’s a superhero-themed vasectomy cocktail without a splash of your wife’s tonic water? Oh the surprise!
So, this Father’s Day, why not honor the dad in your life with a drink that says, “Thanks for everything, Dad. Enjoy this while thinking about how you’ll never have another me!”
Cheers to Ryan Reynolds for making fatherhood as hilarious and intoxicating as his movies… apart from Green Lantern, of course.
Happy Father’s Day! #VasectomyCheers
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