When you have something in your teeth that does not want to be seen! [Source: @glass.housescomics]

Be the better person, and when someone blocks you, whether it’s a he or a she, just drop it. [Source: @fruitbombcomics]

Welcome to your new job! We’re like family here! We all know what we’re in most of the time, though, whether it’s bills, student loans, food, we all need to live. [Source: @mygumsarebleeding]

Kiss me and I’ll turn into a prince, but no need for someone special. Anyone will do. [Source: @exocomics]

Truth or dare! The perfect team bonding opportunity in D&D! Anything will do, even the awkward secrets you don’t want anyone to know! [Source: @theimmortalthinktank]

Cats are notorious thieves when it comes to food, even when they have to take it directly from your plate. They don’t care if  “you are eating that”. Many dogs are the same, but at least they tend to be sorry about it afterward. [Source: @exocomics]

All potential house buyers want to housing market to crash these days, but it’s doubtful it will happen anytime soon. Longtime house owners want the price to stay high, though! [Source: @ig_doods]

Many people have become really good at pretending to work since the pandemic, but companies are better at detecting it now. Work ethic is certainly not what it used to be a few decades ago! [Source: @fruitbombcomics]

You know what they say at the gym: Go hard or go home! No pain, no gain! That apple certainly did not appear to understand the true meaning of the message. [Source: @fruitbombcomics]