Aliens Invent Crop Circles—Because Nothing Says “Fear Us” Like Flattened Corn [Comedy Sketch]

After failed attempts with pyramids and giant stone heads, aliens finally landed on their boldest communication strategy yet: knocking over corn. Because nothing says “We’re coming for you” like a few weird circles in a random field. For maximum confusion, they made sure the patterns were just spooky enough to start conspiracy theories—but not actually […]



James Gunn Shatters Shaq’s Superman Dreams in Hilarious New TV Spot

James Gunn, Shaq, and David Corenswet

Shaq thought he was finally getting his shot at playing Superman—until James Gunn crushed his dreams on national TV. In a new Shaq Superman TV Spot aired during NBA on TNT, Shaq sizes up the new suit, realizing it’s way too small. “Boots won’t fit, belt’s too thin—I sent them my sizes!” Enter David Corenswet, […]