Wow. Just wow. This beautifully geeky sand sculpture by full time sand, ice, snow and wood carver Guy-Olivier Deveau was done for the Parskville Canadian Open a little earlier this month. Be sure to check out Guy-Olivier’s website to see the rest of his amazing portfolio. [Source: Guy-Olivier Deveau]

Teleportation Shots (Portal Shots) First Shot 2/3 shot Gold Tequila 1/3 shot Orange Juice Second Shot 2/3 shot lime juice or Roses lime 1/3 shot Bol Blue Directions: Take the first shot, immediately take the second shot. “In laymen’s terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing comes out.” Source: Scrollbar.dk (The Portal Bar, which seems to […]

We know it’s hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements. [Get it @ Splitreason.com | Get […]

The negative 1UP is a mushroom you’d be smart to avoid. DO NOT WANT. [Get it @ Splitreason.com | Get 10% off with promo code “geeksaresexy”]

And here’s a Gatherer’s Garden cake, which is a reproduction of the vending machine that sells Plasmids in the Arcadia level in Bioshock. [Via 1, 2]