Anakin’s ridin’ to Uncle Palpatine’s shack,
Thinkin’ ‘bout Padmé, but there’s no turnin’ back.
She’s rockin’ on the porch with twins on the way,
While Anakin’s slippin’ deeper every day.
Obi-Wan’s leanin’, starin’ at the sky,
Watchin’ him drift and wonderin’ why.
Palpatine’s smilin’ with a devilish grin,
Knowin’ Vader’s about to dive right in.
https://youtu.be/d4e_FG8ACj8?si=HJRICGQmhC9SrqaQ Y’all better brace yourselves—Star Wars just went full redneck! In Return of the Redneck, DemonFlyingFox is back, and this time he’s takin’ Luke, Leia, and the whole gang down to the bayou! So grab your crawfish, crack open a cold one, and dive into this redneck space opera. Oh,…
https://youtu.be/bx2jIjv5g-M Watch (and listen!) as Daisy Ridley performs a "recap" rap of the eight Star Wars movies that came out so far, getting us ready for episode IX! Here are the lyrics: Said a long time ago in a galaxy far far away a Guy named Vader tried to kidnap…
https://youtu.be/bfVcqRH5Swk Watch as Obi-Wan Kenobi retells how stupid Anakin Skywalker was to Luke Skywalker and how he dismembered him and had a BBQ after. I just love how Luke sits there, doing nothing. An instant classic! [Star Wars Stats]