April 1st has long been the day when companies hatch ridiculous fake products just for laughs. But in recent years, brands have started flipping the script — dropping real products that sound faker than a boneless wing. And folks, this one takes the (biscuit and) gravy.
KFC-Flavored Toothpaste.
Yes, you can now start your mornings with the legendary taste of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, except instead of eating it, you’ll be brushing it onto your teeth. It’s the perfect product for those who have always wanted their oral hygiene routine to taste like a bucket of fried chicken.
This limited-edition toothpaste, created in partnership with Hismile, promises to coat your teeth in flavor before somehow leaving your mouth “fresh and clean.” We assume that means fresh like mint, not like a piping hot drumstick, but honestly, who knows anymore?
And if that’s not enough poultry-powered dental care for you, there’s also a Hismile x KFC Electric Toothbrush, because if you’re gonna commit to chicken breath, you might as well go all in.
For those brave enough to try it, the Hismile x KFC Toothpaste ($13) and Hismile x KFC Electric Toothbrush ($59) are available now at hismileteeth.com, while supplies last.
So, is this peak marketing genius or proof we’ve officially flown the coop? Either way, someone out there is about to have finger-lickin’ fresh breath, and we respect their crispy dedication.