Tired of smartwatches that constantly nag you? “Time to stand!” “You haven’t reached your step goal!” “Update required!” Ugh. The Atari 2600 My Play Watch doesn’t care about any of that. It just wants you to play Centipede, Missile Command, Pong, and Super Breakout on your wrist like it’s 1982 and responsibility doesn’t exist.

This bad boy is designed for gamers, featuring a rotating crown that works like a paddle controller, so you can crush high scores while pretending to check the time in meetings. It’s got a metal bezel face and interchangeable bands that channel the sleek glory of the original Atari 2600. And yes, it also tracks your steps, heart rate, and calories burned—because button mashing counts as cardio.

Unlike other smartwatches, this one has no Bluetooth, no Wi-Fi, and no notifications. That means no emails, no texts, no reminders that your car warranty is expiring—just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. And since it never updates, it will never suddenly decide it’s too old to function, unlike that phone in your drawer from 2016.

Pre-order now for $79.99, and get ready to game your way through life… one nostalgic wrist flick at a time!

[Via TA]