Mortal Kombat: a brutal tournament where realms clash, warriors fight to the death, and… you can’t participate without checking in at the skull desk first?

This animated comedy sketch exposes the real absurdity behind Mortal Kombat’s rules. Magic powers? Totally fine. Cyborg ninja skills? No problem. But sunglasses? Instant disqualification. And don’t even think about asking Raiden why he’s competing against the team he brought to win—just shut up and fight!