Looking to add some epic flair to your room? The Lord of the Rings: The One Ring Lamp is here to help you do just that—minus the pesky “turning you into Gollum” thing.

This beauty glows with the Elvish Black Speech and rests on a plastic base that looks like cave rocks—perfect for channeling your inner Sauron while you binge-watch LOTR for the 100th time.

Measuring 21.7cm x 18.4cm x 9.7cm, it’s the perfect size to look cool and intimidating (but not too intimidating, like a dark lord). Power it up with a micro USB-C and watch it shine with dark, mystical energy!

For just $65.99, taxes and shipping included, you can summon this beauty to your lair in March. Pre-order now before Gandalf starts asking why you haven’t!

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