Are you mildly entertained?! Honest Trailers just dropped their roast of Gladiator II, the sequel that said, “What if we did Gladiator again… but with a rhino and some CGI baboons?”

We’ve got Paul Mescal serving Godlike Thighs: The Movie, Pedro Pascal fulfilling his contractually obligated brutal death scene, and Denzel Washington proving that sheer screen presence can carry an entire empire. Also, apparently, a 70-year-old man fighting on a bridge is the new peak of Roman combat.