“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius… Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

Yes, There I Ruined It has done it again, taking Gladiator’s iconic vengeance speech and turning it into the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. Maximus demands justice while sounding like he’s about to flip Krabby Patties at the Colosseum.

Russell Crowe? Meet Bikini Bottom. It’s the crossover we never asked for but now can’t stop watching.