Forget chestnuts roasting—science is roasting this holiday season with Acapella Science’s “Seven Science Carols”! These carols take your favorite festive tunes and smash them together with science facts like four hydrogen atoms smashing into helium.

From tetrapods awkwardly flopping onto land like your uncle after too much eggnog, to Marie Curie absolutely owning uranium (and sharing it like a true champ), these songs hit harder than a peer review rejection. And don’t even get us started on the “No-No-Bell” prize anthem—an ode to data, frustration, and finally proving your point after 97 failed experiments.

Whether you’re a science geek or just here for the laughs, this is the caroling you didn’t know you needed. Go on, hit play—you’ll be laughing (and learning) all the way!