After Star Wars – Return of the Redneck, here comes Star Wars – Revenge of the Redneck!
Anakin’s ridin’ to Uncle Palpatine’s shack,
Thinkin’ ‘bout Padmé, but there’s no turnin’ back.
She’s rockin’ on the porch with twins on the way,
While Anakin’s slippin’ deeper every day.
Obi-Wan’s leanin’, starin’ at the sky,
Watchin’ him drift and wonderin’ why.
Palpatine’s smilin’ with a devilish grin,
Knowin’ Vader’s about to dive right in.