Just when you thought the world had reached its peak weird-food milestone, Japan says, “Hold my ramen… in a squeeze tube.” Introducing Boost Noodle, the caffeinated ramen for those who think taking a break to eat is for casuals. This portable snack allows you to slurp noodles with one hand while annihilating noobs with the other—because nothing says “pro gamer” like squeezing ramen into your face like a toothpaste tube.
Boost Noodle is the latest stroke of genius from Nippon Ham, combining Japanese flavors with convenience. We’re talking yam noodles, chashu pork, and menma (fermented bamboo shoots) soaked in a blend of pork and seafood broths. But who cares about that? The real headline here: 35 milligrams of caffeine in every pouch. That’s right—now your ramen can keep you awake while you’re dodging fireballs and pulling off combos in your favorite game.
Designed specifically for gamers who don’t want to stop their win streaks to chew (seriously, who has time for that?), Boost Noodle comes in a sleek, squeezable tube for maximum slurping efficiency. It’s ramen for the modern multitasker. Whether you’re deep into a gaming session, scrolling your feed like it’s a competitive sport, or just too lazy to find a fork, Boost Noodle has your back.
Priced at 660 yen (around $4.15), Boost Noodle hit shelves in late July and quickly went viral, because, let’s be honest, the idea of caffeinated ramen in a toothpaste tube is hilarious and genius. It’s the snack no one asked for but everyone’s kinda curious about. So, if you’ve ever dreamt of ramen that can fuel your gaming conquests and keep your hands free for that next headshot, Boost Noodle is your destiny.
[Via BB]