Yep, this is actually a real product! A Squid Game doll alarm clock that shoots you with a foam bullet to wake you up while playing that infamous “red light green light” song from the show. Behold:

You know you want one.

For those interested, the clock is also available in a “cannot shoot” format.

Get it from Amazon right here.

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