From Entertainment Earth, a talking Black Knight figure from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. The thing even has removable arms!

None shall pass this imposing homage to the fearless Black Knight from Monty Python’s classic movie The Holy Grail! The Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Deluxe Talking Premium Motion Statue is accurately sculpted and highly detailed. Egads! He also talks, with 10 famous phrases from the movie. You can even remove his arms to inflict your very own flesh wounds! Measures about 7 1/2-inches tall.

Some of the quotes it says:

”Tis but a scratch”
”I’ve had worse”
”Ohh, ohh I see, running away ehh?… you yellow Bastard!”
”Come back ‘ere and take what’s coming to you… I’ll bite your legs off!”
”s’alright, we’ll call it a draw”
”It’s just a flesh wound”
”Have at you!”
”I’m invincible!”
”I move for no man!”
”None shall pass, none shall pass!”

[Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Deluxe Talking Figure]