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In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu is stress free… and he’s stress free thanks to this cool anti-stress toy built in his likeness!

That’s right, squeeze the Elder God. The Cthulhu Stress Toy is so cool, it’ll drive you crazy! It can’t bring down madness upon the people causing you stress, but squeezing this squishy likeness of Cthulhu can help you redirect any negative energies. The Cthulhu Stress Toy measures slightly under 6-inches tall.

[Cthulhu Stress Toy – $9.99]