The Universe is at Steak: An Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

Just like the real Infinity Gauntlet, this meat tenderizer from Firebox is large and powerful, but one thing it can’t do it snap half the universe out of existence. Just like the Infinity Gauntles pictured in the movie, it’s also unfortunately not real.

Just ask Thanos and he’ll tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderised slab of meat.*

Fun isn’t something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer is sure to put a smile on your face.

This powerful kitchen accessory comes bundled with a recipe book full of marvelous dishes, including:

-Infinity Cutlet
-Pepper Chicken Potts Pie
-Hawkeye Steak
-End “Game” Pie
-Stark Tartare

You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.