Turn your garden into a Super Mario Bros. level with this fire flower garden statue! Unfortunately, this thing won’t allow you to throw fireballs, even if you’re the best gardener in the world.

Power up your yard with a Fire Flower Garden Statue! Be nice if it’d also keep the deer out, right? No such luck. Oh, and this will not allow you to throw fireballs, no matter how good a gardener you are. But it will bring some color to your yard or porch or patio or balcony. And that’s really what flowers are supposed to do, right?

[Nintendo Super Mario Fire Flower Garden Statue]