In this comic from College Humor, artists Rebecca Caplan and Kait Thompson list the 5 stages of someone holding your phone:
Stage 1: Denial
Stage 2: Anger
Stage 3: Bargaining
Stage 4: Depression
Stage 5: Acceptance.
I don’t know about you guys, but I totally hate it when other people use my phone. For me, a smartphone is a personal item just like a toothbrush. Would you lend your toothbrush to someone else? Of course not!
[Source: Rebecca Caplan and Kait Thompson from College Humor | Via Neatorama]