This might be the greatest USB 3.0 hub of all time. Behold:

The Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub by Thinkgeek! They’ve lowered the price on this one a bit, so if you were considering getting it, now might be the time!

Will you push the red button and trigger the self-destruct protocol? On the one hand, you only have one chance at this, before it’s too late and that pile of reports becomes *your* problem. On the other hand, the self-destruct protocol is a one-way street, and there’s no coming back from it. We can’t tell you what the right choice is here, but we can provide the tools necessary to make that choice in the first place. With this self-destruct USB hub, you can plug in and power up to four USB 3.0 (or lower) devices to your PC. And you can flip the switches, turn the key, and then press the red button to trigger self-destruction lights and sounds. You know that the office isn’t really rigged up to self-destruct (probably), it will make your coworkers think twice about pushing extra work off on you!

[Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub]