The only way The Shining could be scarier is to cast living toys as the characters, so bravo to Kyle Lambert, the artist behind Toy Shining. There’s a certain brilliance in casting Toy Story‘s Woody as the infamous Jack Torrance. And by “brilliance” I mean “insanity.” This is crazy. I think it’s in a good way.

This is one image that actually seems less creepy. I’d much rather be caught under a wave of Monkeys in a Barrel than, say, blood.

I also kind of wish Danny was still rocking the chopped-off doll hair.

I think Danny/Woody found a snake in his boot.