This might be the greatest hat of all time, and if you know how to crochet, Etsy user rachaek sells the pattern right here.

This is a pattern (not the finished item!) for a flying spaghetti monster inspired crochet beanie hat.

Make your very own noodly deity hat! This pattern includes instructions to make this gloriously noodly hat in (just about) any size.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster Crochet Hat – Pattern Only]