Deadpool is the extremely unlikely cover star of a special Thanksgiving edition of Good Housekeeping magazine. He’s also written a special letter to readers.

The issue isn’t the usual newsstand edition, but rather a special promotional version that’s being handed out on city streets. It’s a promotional tie-in for the upcoming movie, with the emphasis being on the disconnect between the two brands.

The ultra-slim edition includes Deadpool’s holiday letter (complete with talk of “gorging on nuts and creamy clams”), innuendo-filled instructions for jointing turkey, and a couple of recipes including one for “D’s nuts”.