On the Earth day of Christmas my Time Lord gave to me
the most fantastic presents that I could hope to see
Twelve guitars strumming
Eleven fezzes dancing
Ten sneakers running
Nine jumpers knitting
(no more)
Eight watches ticking
Seven brollies twirling
Six broaches purring
Five cricket balls
and that’s not all
Four festive scarves
Three yellow cars
Two joyful tunes
and a TARDIS in a scrap yard