You might think that some men are braver than others, but what makes them really brave is something you probably don’t expect, a little like the brain-controlling parasitic fungus that can control ants.
I shall protect you, my darling!
Have you noticed that the mustache has a small mustache? That’s pretty badass. Like, badass squared.
[Source: Things in Squares Comics | Like “Things in Squares” on Facebook]