And this, ladies and gentlegeeks, is how you win an election. Ok, maybe not, but offering a popsicle to everyone that’s part of a nation would be a great start, even if it doesn’t really combat global warming. A defunct Canadian political party called the “Rhinoceros Party of Canada” made some pretty crazy promises when they were running for election in the past few decades.

-Repeal the law of gravity
-Provide higher education by building taller schools
-Ban crappy Canadian winters
-Forget having two official languages; replace with having two official ears
-Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any
-Tear down the Rockies so Albertans can see the Pacific sunset
-And many more…

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