A fantastic and all too true comic by my pal Brin from Fowl Language. This is exactly what happened between my kids and I yesterday right before going to the Episode VII premiere.
Oh, and speaking of spoilers, John Kovalic of Dork Tower just published this informative graph about the acceptable time frame when someone can publicly talk about a movie without spoiling it.
[Source: Fowl Language | Like Fowl Language on Facebook | Graph: Dork Tower]