From Thinkgeek:
The Star Wars R2-D2 BBQ Apron turns your torso into R2-D2. It features a one-piece drawstring which makes it expandable to almost every body type (from Gormaanda to IG-88) and four pockets to hold all your cooking gadgets. Because although Artoo had slots for all sorts of attachments, you, our friend, do not. Take that spoon off your nose. That’s not hygienic.