Based on the 2007 book How to Survive a Horror Movie by scribe Seth Grahame-Smith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies), the 4-minute sketch below tells you a) If you are in a horror movie; b) What to do if you are in a horror movie; and c) What not to do if you’re in a horror movie…which, come to think of it, is probably the most important thing.

[via Nerd Reactor]