I’m not exactly sure how this works, or if it would actually fix my abysmal scissor abilities, but regardless having a laser on my scissors just sounds awesome.

• Laser-beam will guide you to cut straight with these scissors
• Laser turns on at the push of a button
• Requires 2x LR44 cell batteries (included)
• Size: 8-1/4″ x 3-1/2″ x 1″ (21 cm x 8.9 cm x 2.5 cm)

[$11.95 from Neatoshop | $11.45 from Amazon | Via GeekAlerts]