According to this article, people are now sleep texting.  This sounds like a brilliant excuse to text people nonsense.  “Dude, why did you send me ‘eighteen pounds of fish food i need it for geometrical turtle dsa’ last night?”  “Oh, sorry man, sleep text.”  And then you can slowly start to freak them out.  “‘I feel so guilty for murdering all those people’?  Seriously?” “I can’t control what I do when I’m asleep.”

[Via The Telegraph]