Is there anything you can’t do in an Apple Store? Comedian Mark Malkoff spends a lot of time thinking about ways to try the patience of his local Geniuses, but to no avail.

When an employee asks if you just had a pizza delivered, then declares it “awesome,” you can pretty much assume anything goes. Even an outing with your pet goat. Apparently.

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