Think your coworkers are responsible for the disappearance of some of your carefully hidden snacks? Need to protect something very important on your desk? Then we may have just what you need to guard your beloved geek den: The Yoda USB Desk Protector! Just plug Yoda in any of your computer’s USB outlet, and he will start scanning its surrounding for intruders. When it detects someone, his lightsaber will light up and he will say one of six phrases:

• In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
• A disturbance in the Force there is.
• Retreat! Cover you I will.
• Still much to learn you have.
• So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?
• Rush into fight, long is the war. Only by surviving it will you prevail.

[Yoda USB Desk Protector – $31.95 @ The Neatoshop]