First he made good movies, then he moved on to parody movies, then he disappeared, then he had a winning TV show (sorry), and just when we all thought he’d lost it, he took on Twitter and confirmed our suspicions. Now the folks at Electronic Arts have planted Charlie Sheen in the Sims 3 — a world without consequences and with a wealth of cheat codes at the ready.

So that’s how the guy from “Platoon” ends up with a malnourished pet and a questionable grasp of socially appropriate behavior.

Huh.

That was a lot like watching TV. Winning?