Such is the power of the Internet that we can match people who supply crazy goods and services with people who demand crazy goods and services.

For example, dead flowers for really rotten relationships.

At Dirty Rotten Flowers, you can order a bouquet of rotting flowers, or the “Morticia,” (a dozen decapitated roses), and send them to the people you never want to see again.

Love left you forlorn?
Got dumped for the yoga instructor?
Want to send a reminder of the “good times?”
Maybe you’re feeling a little cynical…
Yet another forgotten anniversary?
Or, maybe you just want to have a little fun…

“Oh, you shouldn’t have…” will resonate surprise when your recipient opens their elegant box of Dirty Rotten Flowers.