While cartoonist The Oatmeal very graphically showed us just exactly how an Octopus is more awesome than your Mom, National Geographic shows us how a Sea Lion can totally own an Octopus, even dragging it to the surface to tear it into bit sized pieces. If an Octopus is more awesome than your mom, and a Sea Lion can totally mess up an octopus, ergo a Sea Lion is more awesome than your Mom.
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