Why a Sea Lion is More Awesome Than Your Mom

While cartoonist The Oatmeal very graphically showed us just exactly how an Octopus is more awesome than your Mom, National Geographic shows us how a Sea Lion can totally own an Octopus, even dragging it to the surface to tear it into bit sized pieces. If an Octopus is more awesome than your mom, and a Sea Lion can totally mess up an octopus, ergo a Sea Lion is more awesome than your Mom.