In the vein of “Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?“, Felicia Day and the rest of The Guild cast has released a new video – or rather series of videos – that might just be destined to go viral.

Accused of “selling out,” the team is spoofing toy commercials with fake Guild merchandise (the intro video above includes links to all six videos). The products include:

• The Codex Answer Orb
• Zaboo’s Fantastic Pheremone Spray
• The Vork Unbreakable Bank
• The Talking Tinkerballa Doll
• The Clara Mommy-and-Me Cookie Jar
• The Bladezz Razor-Action Switchblade

The videos feature some celebrity cameos, including Jason Kyson Lee (Ando from Heroes) and David Blue (Eli from Stargate Universe).

Though these toys don’t actually exist, they do helpfully point you to real Guild merchandise. Happy shopping!