By Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

The common cry among those concerned about violence in videogames and sex on the Internet seems to be: think of the children! Kids might be growing up fast these days, but that doesn’t mean they’re growing up bad; in fact, a lot of them are growing up to be geeks. Now with wifi-enabled cribs, babies can get a head start on their computer skill set. Plus with the mac vs. pc war still raging, we’ve got to get ’em young.

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