The problem with the little candy message hearts you see around Valentines Day is that they are tiny. And they don’t particularly taste good. And they don’t say what you really want to say. Sometimes you can’t even decipher what they are supposed to say! So …make your own! Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories baked up shortbread cookie hearts and slapped custom phrases right on them with homemade stencils. You see what phrases they chose. What would you put on a heart?