by Casey Lynn
Contributing Writer, [GAS]

According to Pi’s campaign manager, a good reason for this write-in: “What pi refers to as ‘endless change’ is its infinite series of digits, which never repeat, have no predicable pattern, and never resolve. Simply put, pi is history’s biggest flip-flopper.”

In other words, if you already know you’re voting for someone irrational, you may as well make it an irrational number.

Though it should be noted that, representing the ratio between a perfect circle and its diameter, Pi “is entirely unsuited for the Oval Office.”